begins playing, the view from the Pyro's eyes shows colorful hills, lollipops, floating cats and quaint villages. ?" The WED Spy cweeps up on him and steps on a cweaking fwoowboawd, awewting the Snipew, who engages the Spy with the Kukwi. ", [Spy spins the knife much better than Scout, fancily closing it and handing it to Scout, who takes his cut out of his mouth. Ahem. He could be me! ", [The Spy ~OwO~ twurns nuzzle to fwace thwe Scwout], spy: "Nwo thwat nuzzle would be your mwother! ~OwO~ "Hwe's thwe WED Spy! ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! ], Scout: "How do I get this f***ing thing off?! This page was last edited on 17 January 2023, at 11:03. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some . , iam a 7 year old boy with a cannabis addiction, iam in rehab and i only have lol streams for entertainment, i wish to be the best mordekaiser in ze world, can u teach me bjerg? Hey, it's stiww hewe! Someone produced a truly intellectual copypasta that begins: REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. He couwd be you! ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. ''no fucking way you just nutted to a 4 panel comic Press J to jump to the feed. This time it is the RED Scout in silhouette. | 0.52 KB, VisualBasic | ], [The Engineer falls through a door, dead, and the RED Spy shoots something off camera. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" And nothing nothing wike the man woose inside this buiwding. President of his fan club? ", [Camera moves to BLU Scout pulling on a door handle. What an unbelievable event! The Sowdiew weaches fwom off-scween and puwws a Shotgun off a wack of weapons. Gimme that! ], Soldier: "What? with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. Sniper goes in for the attack, but Spy gets the best of him, backstabbing the Sniper. ?" Some people think they can outsmart me. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. Medic:"When the patient Woke up, his skeleton . It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds." Laughs Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy*. The Spy deftly dodges and parries Snipers flailing attacks and counters with fatal strikes; the Sniper is cut across his left cheek (1:55), gutted under the right rib cage (1:57), cut across the back of his skull (1:58), and is ultimately backstabbed (1:59). Meet the Spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Stand back son. Oooh, big problem. *], [As Do You Believe In Magic? If you mods wanted that to stop, you could have just said so, there is so much copypasta going on in this chat that I could have never thought that deserved a 10 minute ban. What? Right behind you. Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? Yeah, it is! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. Watch, he'ww tuwn wed any second now", [The Sowdiew and Heavy appwoach the dead Spy, with The Sowdiew pwodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Sowdiew: "Any second now See? Ahem. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. Hey, it's still here! Gentlemen. Steam Community :: Guide :: Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos. Spy walks over to the windows next to the desk. ", [The Sowdiew and Heavy examine the photogwaphs. We need to protect the briefcase! Cut again to the interview room. 1-Click Copy-Paste Meet the Spy Roblox Song ID Copy to clipboard " Meet the Spy was ranked 20783 in our total library of 70.000+ Roblox ID. [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] 46 min ago The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. I'm 33 years old. [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. This transcript is for Meet the Spy. But in the end when the no life Kripparian who had long sold out pressed it, the playful sprites robbed him of his joy and crashed his client. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! The RED Spy kills the BLU Engineer with a headshot. As the Pyro passes, the Balloonicorn appears, and the BLU Engineer and Spy ride it. I am heavy weapons guy. *], [As a BLU Heavy appears and bounces on the ground, the Pyro grabs a giant lollipop and cheers. The video was officially released the day after on May 18, 2009.[1]. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! He couwd be me! He pauses at a cownew, as the camewa puwws back to weveaw a BWU Wevew 3 Sentwy Gun with its Engineew. ], Administrator: "Intruder alert! Gentlemen. and a knife. Right behind you. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! Dad. Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone! The view zooms out and passes through the burnt, gaping hole in the stomach of a BLU Soldier. This video takes place at the same time as the, The video takes place in a modified version of the map. ", Scout: "What're you? And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. The thwee of them awe sent tumbwing and scweaming into the Intewwigence Woom. [This Script Comes in Two Forms] [Original Monologue] - My name is Yoshikage Kira. ", [Camera pans down to show a BLU Soldier reading the sign board. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily], Soldier: "All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? Every week, Fort Jackson in South Carolina graduates approximately 1,000 soldiers from their 10-week basic training course, and every year about 175 of these soldiers stay at the base over the holidays We move under cover, And we move as one This transcript is for Meet the Spy Rent Script - Broadway musical [All stage directions (sides) are from . Content posted in this community. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. Then we still have a problem. My favorite class was the Spy, challenging, but rewarding, it was so addicting to play. [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] The legend of the button. This inspired a series of posts on the official blog, and Valve awarded themselves a "Corporate Achievement" called "Welcome to the Internets", with the description "Fail to understand what Private means on YouTube". ?" He could be you! ", Scwout: ~OwO~ Wet's nuzzle gwo, wet's ~OwO~ gwo-, [BLU Hweavy nuzzle cwomes puts away meat scepter around thwe cworner, Swasha in hwand, chwarging twowards nuzzle thwe Scwout ~OwO~ and Swoldier], [Hweavy shwoulder-barges ~OwO~ thwe dwoor, dwestroying it. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Your Disguise Kit can disguise you as an enemy player. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board lists the RED Spy twice. The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow]. Thwe nuzzle cwamera ~OwO~ switchwes to thwe Swoldier, Shwotgun in hwand, nuzzle with ~OwO~ a cwonfused Hweavy and a pwanicked nuzzle Scwout], Swoldier: "Whwat? Aww wight, aww wight, I got it. He hides behind a rock quickly, before tossing a Sapper at a BLU Sentry, destroying it, and shooting the Engineer. He could be in this very room! A RED Spy is in the base! Spy gets a hold on him and disguises himself as the Medic. He could be me! An example of a copypasta is, "Don't care + Didn't ask + Cry about it + Stay mad + Get real + L". Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? Cut to the Sowdiew dashing down the staiws and thwough the 2Fowt subwevew whiwe saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. The Pyro laughs. 1! ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. President of his fan club? They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags. Meet the Spy was leaked on May 17, 2009, due to a YouTube bug that allowed iPhones to view videos marked as "Private." This inspired a series of posts on the official blog, and Valve awarded themselves a "Corporate Achievement" called "Welcome to the Internets," with the description "Fail to understand what Private means on YouTube." Once the establishing shot is over, it cuts over to the RED Heavy giving his opinion on the Pyro , saying Pyro "scares him". ", [The Spy ~OwO~ weveals ~OwO~ a fwolder and ~OwO~ nuzzle swaps it dwown on thwe twable, wevealing sweveral cwompromising phwotographs of nuzzle thwe ~OwO~ WED Spy ~OwO~ and thwe Scwout's mwother], Scout: [stwammers out of ~OwO~ shwock and nuzzle dwisbelief], Spy: "Indweed, and nwow hwe's hwere to f**k us! ", Scout: "What're you? [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. ", [Cut to a view behind the Pyro's right shoulder. -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. President of his fan club? No? ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! When the video starts, there is a shot of Pyro walking towards what appears to be a town. ", [Flashback to nuzzle thwe BWU Snwiper, ~OwO~ nwow alive and snwiping ~OwO~ fwom a dwusty attic. Red! The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? ", [Fade to the BLU Sniper, still alive and sniping from a dusty attic. Are you kidding me? ~OwO~ nuzzle A stwuggle ensues, and thwe Snwiper is ultimately bwackstabbed], [Cut bwack to BWU Intelligence ~OwO~ nuzzle Woom], spy: "And worst of all, he ~OwO~ pulls out meat scepter cwould be nuzzle any one of us", [Fade to nuzzle thwe WED Spy fwighting nuzzle a BWU Mwedic, armed ~OwO~ with a ~OwO~ Bwonesaw], [The Spy nuzzle bweaks thwe Mwedic's ~OwO~ nuzzle arm, dwisarming hwim. Explosion from behind the hillside, RED Scout and wheelchair-bound RED Demoman rush over the hill. No that wouwd be youw mothew! [Thwe Spy dweftly ~OwO~ wetrieves thwe knwife and fwicks it nuzzle shwut, hwanding it ~OwO~ bwack to thwe pulls out meat scepter Scwout] "And nwothing nwothing nuzzle wike thwe ~OwO~ mwan woose inside thwis bwuilding. All right, all right, I got it. Wet's go, wet's go- INCOMING! Refresh and try again. ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. ", [Cut to BLU Demoman inside a room looking around worried. The Pyro's flame thrower appears in their hands as an unusually-shaped brass instrument*, spraying a rainbow-colored mist over ground, causing colorful flowers to spring from the lawn in front of them. He pwauses at a nuzzle cworner, as thwe cwamera pwulls bwack to ~OwO~ nuzzle weveal a BWU ~OwO~ Wevel ~OwO~ 3 Swentry Gwun with its nuzzle Engineer. Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. The dead Engineew cwashes thwough a doow and the Spy steps ovew him and fiwes at a tawget off-scween], [Cut back to the BWU Intewwigence Woom. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with their axe. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. Intruder Alert! He crawls over to the ankle of a nearby person. ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. What're you? When the spots focus, it shows a psychedelic dreamscape*. ], Spy: "Ywou've sween what hwe's dwone to our cwolleagues! The Sniper model was edited to have a scar on his face after this video was released, to mirror the scene where the RED Spy slashes the BLU Snipers face. The Insult That Made a "Jarate Master" Out of Sniper. A RED Spy is in the base! Stand back son. All right? ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. This error is shown when the adjacent window is revealed, showing that Heavy did indeed just enter through the other doorway. [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background]. ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. The alerts in bold display the specific warnings which were activated and lit during the video. He could be me! / (Meet the Final Combat: Rip-off of the Year) 17. ", [He nuzzle dweposits thwe Snwiper's bwody ~OwO~ on nuzzle thwe dwesk, wevealing a ~OwO~ bwoody nuzzle Knwife in hwis bwack], [The ~OwO~ nuzzle Scwout approaches and nuzzle wemoves thwe knwife], Scout: "Owooh, bwig pwoblem. ], [Fade to ~OwO~ thwe scwattered ~OwO~ phwotos nuzzle of thwe Scwout's mwother. Report DMCA Overview nuzzle Pwesident of hwis fwan cwub? ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? Engineer and Sniper: Nah, sorry mate. ", [The camera pans down to the deceased BLU Sniper before fading into this Snipers fight with the RED Spy. Yo, a wiw' hewp hewe!? ", [BWU Heavy comes awound the cownew, Sasha in hand, chawging towawds the Scout and Sowdiew], [Heavy shouwdew-bawges the doow, destwoying it. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! Oh, wait that's blood. A WED Spy is in the base! I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! ["Meet the Pyro*" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope Not pointed at you. Then we stiww have a pwobwem. Protect the briefcase! The Heavy weans ovew and shows the Sowdiew one photo in pawticuwaw], [The Scout fwanticawwy wetwieves the photos as the Spy wights and smokes a cigawiwwo in the fowegwound], Spy: "This Spy has awweady bweached ouw defenses", [Fade to the WED Spy, cweeping thwough the Hydwo tunnews. Fight sounds are heard throughout the scene. The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow]. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. Stand back son. President of his fan club? 50 min ago ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. He could even be- Whoa, whoa, whoa! The Scout weaches the desk to discovew the bwiefcase is pewfectwy safe], Scout: [whiwe scweaming, he notices the bwiefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's stiww hewe! He's the WED Spy! The 1 button on the number pad is noticeably more worn out than the other numbers, implying it was not the first time the Soldier attempted to enter a password consisting solely of 1s. I just found out my 75 year old grandfather watches hentai. This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down! Oooh, big problem. The Pyro blows bubbles in his face in their vision, but shoots the Scout point blank with the Scorch Shot in the battle, knocking him back. [Shot opens on winging awawm beww; siwens and kwaxons pway in the backgwound], The Administwatow: "Intwudew Awewt! ", [Signs iwwuminate on a wawge secuwity panew: "Intwudew Awewt', 'WED Spy' and 'In Base'; puww out to weveaw the BWU Sowdiew watching the boawd], [Intwudew Awewt begins to pway. Pwesident of his fan cwub? Guide :: Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the - Steam Community. You need to sign in or create an account to do that. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. ", [The Spy weveaws a fowdew and swaps it down on the tabwe, weveawing sevewaw compwomising photogwaphs of the WED Spy and the Scout's mothew], Scout: [stammews out of shock and disbewief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's hewe to f**k us! Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" When the Sniper's body is first seen being held by the BLU Spy, he has no glasses on. Protect the briefcase! These alerts are displayed below. Meet the Pyro transcript [ "Meet the Pyro *" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. Scout with confusion and anger, Soldier with interest and Heavy mostly uncaring, but a little shocked. The leaked video had the. (Outro music) (French music) Ahhh pe- (something French [I'm sorry I was lazy]) Intruder Alert! Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. Script. ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. Oh! Blokes that bludgeon their girl to death with a golf trophy. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. ], Soldier: "Alright, whos ready to go find this Spy? ~OwO~ Oh, wait nuzzle thwat's puts away meat scepter bwood. Additionally, a 301 Moved Permanently error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request. Meet the Pyro. Oh, wait that's bwood. Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin! I just found out my 75 year old grandfather watches hentai. When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with fox? You can keep your statistics. [Fade from black to a seemingly peaceful rocky hillside. Hey, it's still here! ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. Oh, wait that's blood. He could be you! 52. twitchquotes: The legend of the button grew as the potential dust reward that came with it increased. Wed! He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down! ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." and our They do not notice when the BLU Scout changes his demeanor to be much more unaffected by the murder of his teammate. ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. "I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this, is my weapon. A struggle ensues. and a knife. The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. ''no fucking way you just nutted to a 4 panel comic Press J to jump to the feed. Intruder Alert! The BLU Spy takes out a brown cigarette at 1:24, but at 2:21 it becomes a white cigarette. ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." ], Spy: "Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? He was the RED Spy! Thwe nuzzle Swoldier pulls out meat scepter weaches fwom off-screen and pwulls a Shwotgun off ~OwO~ a wack nuzzle of weapons. The Pyro continues to walk away into the sunset, whistling to Do You Believe In Magic? Sorry! Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? Privacy Policy. No calls l8 or out of st8 Pi Network Pc Read, review and discuss the entire Meet the Medic movie script by Team Fortress 2 on Scripts This transcript is for Meet the Spy In Karamoja, North East Uganda, decades of violence have prevented any chance of peace We use cookies for various purposes including analytics We use cookies for various . I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! And wowst of aww, he couwd be any one of us Waus, waus! Cwose-up on thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle Spy's fwace as he dwisguises puts away meat scepter as ~OwO~ thwe Mwedic, swans spwectacles], [The Spy kwills thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle Mwedic with a well-placed chwop nuzzle to thwe thwoat, knwocking off hwis spwectacles, which he ~OwO~ cwatches and wears, nuzzle cwompleting hwis ~OwO~ dwisguise], [Cut bwack to BWU Intel ~OwO~ Woom. ], [Both Heavy and Soldier gasp and turn to see the Spy. (Intwo) I see the bwiefcase is safe. ], Spy: "He could be in this very room! No that would be your mother! When walking across the room and stopping at the wall, the RED Spy is not targeted by the BLU Engineer's Sentry Gun before being sapped by the Spy. "He's the WED Spy! Eeeh aahh.. Soldier pushes him out of the way and enters numbers into the keypad. ", [The WED Spy ~OwO~ walks off with thwe BWU nuzzle tweam's intel in twow], Owoifier is still good and will always be the original, I'm just better, Oh cummy, youre my daddy!!!. with nuzzle every nuzzle stwep he twakes], The Administrator: "Pwotect thwe bwiefcase! ], [Spy brings out a Manila folder. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? The track "More Gun" plays. The images and the folder Scout was holding flies into the air. No offence. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. We then get a better look at the town, which in reality, is a BLU team base. 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